There's a groundhog loose in my garden. The little sucker has nibbled off the leaves on 2 rows of green beans, 1/2 a row of bok choy, and now he's eyeing the cucumbers. I can't catch him--I've only seen him once, waddling off, his little fat butt merrily headed toward his burrow. If I get the chance, I will kill him. Me, Ms. "Friend of the Fuzzies," will squeeze the life out of him with my bare hands if I get the chance.
No one told me I was growing a garden to feed him...I didn't know this at all.
Thank God he doesn't seem to enjoy arugula, leaf lettuce, or tomatoes. If he gets into my tomatoes, he will get a can of whoopass like he's never seen.
Let this be known--I have declared war on Sr. Groundhog.
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How did Bill Murray get rid of them in Caddyshack??
He blew up half the golfcourse. :)
Yeah, I'm sorry, my dear...but I can't see you throttling the life out of a groundhog by hand.
I recommend heavy weaponry...wait...that got me in trouble before...
hehe...well Julie, I thought of the Bill Murray thing at first, but then I remembered it involved explosions. I love my little house, and I didn't want to take any chances ;).
Trust me, Onie ol' pal, if that little furry sucker gets in my path, I won't hesitate to kick his butt...I'll try to make sure Greg gets it on video (lol). He may have teeth, but I've got girrrrl power!!!
By the way, have either of you been able to walk on level ground yet since your weekend <3 ? hee hee! I hope not...I hope that feeling lasts forever...
Walk?
What's that? :)
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